What’s up, dickholes? It’s been a busy few months what with me getting married and everything. But I’m back off honeymoon and ready to get back into the swing of things. And yeah, I got married. There is an alpha male who is better than all you fucking losers in my life. However he thinks it’s pretty funny that all you douchebags adore and worship me, and has no plans of interfering there. See? He really is perfect.
Let’s see, what all have I been up to? Been making marky squirm today. Got him super drunk and then he tried to snort some kind of herbal ground up leaves and shit. Just made me laugh my ass off. He edged and bought shit off my wish list and tossed money at me all day long. He’s back tonight though, ready for round two of financial domination phone sex and I’m ready to give it to him – til I get ready for my beauty sleep that is. I’m hitting Niteflirt pretty hard starting the first of next week and there are always other ways to find me. Coming soon!